@cjjt

Ladies, if he's a keeper, he will pass the toilet test.
You invite your man back home to your place.
Because all of the booze you've been pouring him (at least that's how I'll get my men), he needs to make a short visit to "freshen up".
When he's done, oddly enough you excuse yourself to "powder you nose".
If:

• the toilet seat's down
• no spilled fluids on the floor
• you’re cabinet is untouched
• it smells like roses

then you should run out to him and sex him up real good (yeah, that’s how I keep my men).

But if:

• the toilet seat is up
• it looks like the floor is flooded
• there are missing pills from you cabinet
• it smells like tulips

then you should slowly walk out to him and say that you don’t really feel well and start twitching with your head and stomp uncontrolled with your foot (but be careful because that sometimes attracts men, at least for me).