@cjjt

I was at my local supermarket this morning.
I know what ya'll thinkin "why is she up so early? is she a vampire?"
I had to buy some snacks for work.
I have such cravings these days, I wonder why.
anyway, so at the cashier, standing in line, I felt how something hard is bumping to my ass.
for a nano second I was thrilled, then I realized that I was at the supermarket, and it might be a bit inappropriate, so I turned around waiting for one of two things:

1. a really hot guy, hitting on me with his hardon.
2. Harry Potter with his magic wand.

Neither of those two things, such a disapointment.
It was an old lady bumping in to me with her cart.
because it was an old lady I didn't mind (I never mind if old ladies are hitting on me, if y' know wot I'm sayin, höhöhöh. sorry.) and turned around (everynow and then I get a little bit lonely) (these parenthesis doesn't work that well, right?)
But then she bumped into me again.
And again.
And again.
It was like a virgin that without a compass that was bumping into my bun.
And again.
And I didn't say anything.
Because she looked kind of senile and been there, done that.
But kind of annoying.
My ass hurts.